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How do I pick up women at the health club?

July 5, 2009
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I’m 40 and married but my wife is sexless and I would like to date some of the women I see at the health club. What are some ways I can get closer to them? Do I need to move slowly and just make little comments like "wow, you’re really working that yoga ball", or can just brush past them and say "wanna exercise together offsite one of these days?"

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9 Responses to “ How do I pick up women at the health club? ”

  1. Eddie Cacciatore, Private Eye on July 5, 2009 at 11:18 am

    I know you’re being silly, but actually, having a gym membership is the ultimate way to cheat. You could tell the wife you’re going to the gym — and do, sign in for five minutes — leave, get all hot and sweaty (she could tell her husband the same thing) — then come back to the gym for a shower.

    There will be a log of you checking in and out of the gym for an hour or so if ever confronted. It’s the perfect alibi.

  2. bigboodybenz2007 on July 5, 2009 at 11:18 am

    The only way you would get close to some of the women at the health club is by first divorcing your wife.

  3. Snarky on July 5, 2009 at 11:18 am

    No, I believe that is a little to forward. You have to find the lady working out by herself, then get on the machine next to her. You can ask for assistance setting the machine, and then mention how nice her outfit looks and that she is in such good shape. If she responds favorably then you can be more suggestive in your comments, good luck.

  4. mebo on July 5, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Lift with your legs. You don’t want to hurt your back.

  5. Peter Parker on July 5, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Go to the Library instead.

  6. Angie on July 5, 2009 at 11:18 am

    My husband was really subtle when pursuing me. He would brush up against me accidentally while helping me read blueprints. I literally could not tell if he was coming on to me or if I was imagining it. Then he feigned innocence when I asked.

    So he had a good system going…he got me interested in him, but still protected himself from looking like he was coming on to me.

  7. Biker_Trash on July 5, 2009 at 11:18 am

    Walk up beside her, grab two dumb bells, pull down your pants, and begin curling. If she winks and says "Hi Sexy", your in. If she screams and laughs at your small wanker, it was never meant to be.

  8. Goathead50 on July 5, 2009 at 11:18 am

    If you have a big dick pull it out. If not then you are shit out of luck.

  9. LeeH on July 5, 2009 at 11:18 am

    I say be forward. Just show them your package. Eventually one of them will go for it.

    Ha, I love how Eddie uses his PI skills to provide ways to get away with cheating. Nice!)

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